Slot Machine Seeker Gifts

I.O.U.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Monkey casino study.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

An affair to remember.

Early Micronesian Casino

Planning for retirement in a casino.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

"You lose again...!"

One Armed Bandit

Slot machine.

Slot Machine Tree

Most liberal slots on The Strip

One armed bandit workout.

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

'Compulsive gambling.'

'A year ago my wife thought she'd found the perfect parking space--$80,000 in quarters later, she's still trying to leave.'

Island one armed bandit.

He dropped ten quid.

"Could you teach me to do the splits?"

A man playing slot machine gets the losing combination '666' . . .