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'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

Destination casinos...

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Look out, here comes the old man

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

Early Micronesian Casino

Skeets Champion.

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

"Workboy"

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

Sale.

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Women's day - place to work.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

Warranty Void

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

One armed bandit workout.