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"How's your blogging going?"

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"Help!"

Look out, here comes the old man

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Musician hurts his nose.

Skeets Champion.

"Workboy"

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Sale.

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

Warranty Void

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

"Cherchez la femme."

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

"Good. Now punch in your password."

Destroying Music Speakers.

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

Talking Copier: 'You pushed the wrong button muttonhead.'

My brother likes computer games very much.

Billy strip: Billy prefers video games to girls.

'We've come to expect the drum beat of bad news, but are the cymbals really necessary?'

'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.'

Now THAT'S a New Year's Resolution!

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

Monk destroys a question mark.

"Remember, pretend it's the patriarchy."