Laptop Smasher Prints

"How's your blogging going?"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"Help!"

Look out, here comes the old man

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Musician hurts his nose.

Skeets Champion.

"Workboy"

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Sale.

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

Warranty Void

"Good. Now punch in your password."

Billy strip: Billy prefers video games to girls.

"Cherchez la femme."

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

Destroying Music Speakers.

The Birth of Industrial Espionage. (A caveman peers over a small hill while another caveman smashes a smaller rock with a larger rock.)

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

Talking Copier: 'You pushed the wrong button muttonhead.'

My brother likes computer games very much.

'We've come to expect the drum beat of bad news, but are the cymbals really necessary?'

'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.'

Now THAT'S a New Year's Resolution!

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

Monk destroys a question mark.