Keyboard Smasher Prints

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"Good. Now punch in your password."

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Help!"

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Look out, here comes the old man

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Musician hurts his nose.

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

"Workboy"

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Consoles.

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

Women's day - place to work.

Sale.

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

Warranty Void

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

I love badminton.

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"How's your blogging going?"

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

"Cherchez la femme."

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

My brother likes computer games very much.