Keyboard Smasher T-Shirts

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"Good. Now punch in your password."

Businesswoman Empowerment

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Help!"

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Look out, here comes the old man

Musician hurts his nose.

"Workboy"

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

Women's day - place to work.

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Consoles.

Sale.

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

I love badminton.

"How's your blogging going?"

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Warranty Void

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.