Ceiling Buster Gifts

"Nice jump, Sergei."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Now it fits.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Statue of Female Executive

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Female business.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I came up through the ranks."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"Who da man? You da MAN!"

Horn of Plenty.

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"