Glass Ceiling Shatterers Gifts

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

The Glass Ceiling

Male & Female separate company buildings

Businesswoman Empowerment

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'Now it fits.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Romantic Glass Blower

Female business.

Statue of Female Executive

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

"I came up through the ranks."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"Who da man? You da MAN!"

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

Female Boss 6

What's this, Ms. Newborn, another of your little 'glass ceiling' protests?