Breaking Glass Ceilings Gifts

ChairWOman of the Federal Reserve.

Businesswoman Empowerment

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'Now it fits.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Romantic Glass Blower

Statue of Female Executive

Female business.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

"I came up through the ranks."

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

With-it Woman

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"Who da man? You da MAN!"

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"