Window Whacker Gifts

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

'She's so put together!'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I don't do windows."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

Paving over the window-box

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Just look'in'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Turn down the bass."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"I need nothing and I want everything."

Spiderman car window cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

Plane windscreen cleaner

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Window Cleaner asks for help.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"I move for less transparency."