Window Whacker Mugs

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

'She's so put together!'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"I don't do windows."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"Turn down the bass."

Paving over the window-box

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Just look'in'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Plane windscreen cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Window Cleaner asks for help.

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'