Window Warriors Gifts

'We're running over budget. Better board up all the other windows, too.'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"Turn down the bass."

"Bob's a tool belt."

"I'm addicted to water."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Paving over the window-box

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

The back of a boss' desk which reads 'Focus'.

'To be honest, my work paid for this session and I really just needed the rest.'

When the water's colder than you thought...

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

"And yet, as we look at our lives, can't many of us say, 'My cubicle is too small?"

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

'They must be trash fish!'

'Yes, it is a stressful job.'

'It's the final step in the merger...deciding which of the will be CEO.'

"Sorry for keeping you sweating, I'm putting you through now."

"Rodney, I think the cat wants to come in!"

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'