Window Collision Warriors Gifts

"You fly into a window, too?"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Your Grounded!'

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Turn down the bass."

Paving over the window-box

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"I'll need a three iron."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

Road signs.

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Car Pools.

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

'This country is on the road to ruin.'

"Can you get me to the airport in 30 minutes?"

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

"I can't belive that I'm late for my own execution."

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

'We're running over budget. Better board up all the other windows, too.'

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'