Window Collision Warriors Prints

"You fly into a window, too?"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Your Grounded!'

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Paving over the window-box

"Turn down the bass."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"I'll need a three iron."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Road signs.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Car Pools.

'This country is on the road to ruin.'

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

"I can't belive that I'm late for my own execution."

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

"Can you get me to the airport in 30 minutes?"

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

'We're running over budget. Better board up all the other windows, too.'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'