Window Seat Warrior Prints

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Mass Travel

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Paving over the window-box

"You fly into a window, too?"

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Turn down the bass."

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

Your hands are cold...

"We were definitely here before them."

Seat belts - The giving of life.

If Women Ran Hell...

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

'We're running over budget. Better board up all the other windows, too.'

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

'Dang! How did Charles Addams do it?'

"Chatting or no chatting?"

"I don't see you pencilled in my calendar, Armstrong."

"The aisle seats are reserved for passengers who like to trip other passengers as they go to the restroom."

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

"....and I caught this bounder trying to sell me double glazing!"

'This is your captain. We're 40 minutes ahead of schedule, so relax and stare out the window for an hour while we wait for a terminal to open.'

"I told you it was closed."

"Number Thirty Two."

"Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line for the first available operator."

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Ski Lift Duel.

"We're out of golf balls at the moment, but new ones are always coming in."