Window Seat Warrior T-Shirts

"Sure, you can look out my window. That'll be 5 dollars!"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Mass Travel

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"You fly into a window, too?"

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Turn down the bass."

Paving over the window-box

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

Your hands are cold...

"We were definitely here before them."

If Women Ran Hell...

Seat belts - The giving of life.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

'We're running over budget. Better board up all the other windows, too.'

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

'Dang! How did Charles Addams do it?'

"The aisle seats are reserved for passengers who like to trip other passengers as they go to the restroom."

"Chatting or no chatting?"

"I don't see you pencilled in my calendar, Armstrong."

I'm not welcome at Computer Villa? You're broke. You can't buy anything. But I've been a loyal customer for years. Can I just window shop? Oh, sure. And can I come over to your house and peer inside and annoy you by not buying anything?! Retailers are upset and making no sense. Go ye into the wilderness!

"Been working out?"

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

Ski Lift Duel.

"....and I caught this bounder trying to sell me double glazing!"

"Number Thirty Two."

"Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line for the first available operator."

'This is your captain. We're 40 minutes ahead of schedule, so relax and stare out the window for an hour while we wait for a terminal to open.'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

"We're out of golf balls at the moment, but new ones are always coming in."

'Now they all have a window seat!'