Window Repair Warrior Gifts

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"Turn down the bass."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"You fly into a window, too?"

Paving over the window-box

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"A little high and inside."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

Attack of footballs.

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

'We're running over budget. Better board up all the other windows, too.'

"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"

"Good afternoon Sir. I was just passing and couldn't help wondering if you might be considering new double glazing?"

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

"I had all of my windows replaced, before I realised my glasses were cracked."

'Now they all have a window seat!'

"We're out of golf balls at the moment, but new ones are always coming in."

"No A.C., but who needs it when you've got this kind of cross-ventilation?"

"Sure, you can look out my window. That'll be 5 dollars!"

'A little help!!'

"....and I caught this bounder trying to sell me double glazing!"

'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'

French windows.

Installing window treatments is a bit like being on a Broadway stage. I always get a thrill when the curtain goes up!

"Have you not considered upgrading to unleaded windows?"

"Oh, I see you found my ball."

"It's amazing how filthy these cartoon panels can get."

Man glued to a shop window under a huge 'Closing down sale' poster