Window Repair Warrior Mugs

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"Turn down the bass."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"You fly into a window, too?"

Paving over the window-box

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"A little high and inside."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

Attack of footballs.

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

'We're running over budget. Better board up all the other windows, too.'

"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"

"Good afternoon Sir. I was just passing and couldn't help wondering if you might be considering new double glazing?"

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

"I had all of my windows replaced, before I realised my glasses were cracked."

"We're out of golf balls at the moment, but new ones are always coming in."

"No A.C., but who needs it when you've got this kind of cross-ventilation?"

'A little help!!'

"....and I caught this bounder trying to sell me double glazing!"

'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'

French windows.

"Have you not considered upgrading to unleaded windows?"

"Oh, I see you found my ball."

"It's amazing how filthy these cartoon panels can get."

Man glued to a shop window under a huge 'Closing down sale' poster

Don�t hang up, sir - you haven't got a wrong number.

'Bob's Window Repair' brick.