Window Repair Technician Gifts

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Computer operator welding machine.

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"Turn down the bass."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Clean your specs, lady?"

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Caveman wheel repairers.

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Plane windscreen cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Genius Bar

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."