Window Repair Technician Gifts

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Computer operator welding machine.

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Turn down the bass."

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Plane windscreen cleaner

Spiderman car window cleaner

Caveman wheel repairers.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

Genius Bar

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'