Window Repair Guru Gifts

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Turn down the bass."

Problem Solver Wanted

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

Bob's DIY Store

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."

"A little high and inside."

'This time you hold the nail!'

'I guess I should have paid the foundation bill.'

'No worries son, I'll manage with my saw until my hammer turns up.'

Holes in pots, cigars and the road.

"Thanks for helping us put up the shelf, 'Utility Belt Man'."

Attack of footballs.

'Duct tape.'

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

The problem with my disposal? It's garbage in, garbage out.

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

"Phone my wife and tell her she can buy that new car!"

F**k This Old House

"You may have an MBA, but I can change a light bulb."

Fakir Repairs

Replacing a rubber fanbelt with a leather belt.