Windows Repair Specialist Gifts

"I had all of my windows replaced, before I realised my glasses were cracked."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Nap time."

'That'll be $50 plus $200 to repair the damage you made trying to fix it yourself.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Turn down the bass."

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Oh...that's not good."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

Whining SUV.

"A little high and inside."

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'