Glass Repair Specialist Gifts

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

"A little high and inside."

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

Master Plumber

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"

J.Froggett Glaziers - "Now go get some business"

'Ye olde optician.'

"I think the flush is broken."

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

Technical Problems

"I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to improve the quality of the programmes, Madam."