Glass Repair Specialist Prints

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"A little high and inside."

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

For the last time, I know the basement is wet….

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

Master Plumber

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

'Ye olde optician.'

J.Froggett Glaziers - "Now go get some business"

"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"

Optometry. I'll take them.

"I think the flush is broken."

Technical Problems

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'