Window Repair Specialist Gifts

'Bob's Window Repair' brick.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'That'll be $50 plus $200 to repair the damage you made trying to fix it yourself.'

"Turn down the bass."

Umbrella Roof

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

"A little high and inside."

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

"We have rising damp, you don't know a good cobbler do you?"

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

ACE Roofing: Our Minds Are Always In The Gutter!

For the last time, I know the basement is wet….

Attack of footballs.

Master Plumber

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'