Window Repair Specialist Pillows

'Bob's Window Repair' brick.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"Turn down the bass."

Umbrella Roof

'That'll be $50 plus $200 to repair the damage you made trying to fix it yourself.'

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"A little high and inside."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

"We have rising damp, you don't know a good cobbler do you?"

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Master Plumber

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

Attack of footballs.

ACE Roofing: Our Minds Are Always In The Gutter!

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'