Window Repair Enthusiasts Pillows

"A little high and inside."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"The blow drier is broken."

"Was it a fuse?"

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"Turn down the bass."

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

DIY store.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"But we make a killing on auto repairs...if we encourage people to fix things themselves first."

Unable to fix the hot water heater, the maintenance man relabeled the faucets, 'Cold' and 'Freezing.'

'Watch out! That stuff prevents streaking!'

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

Attack of footballs.

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Deux Ex Mechanic

'Wouldn't it be funny if it was just out of gas?'