Window Repair Pillows

'A little help!!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I don't do windows."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

The world's most unemployable family

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Never marry an engineer."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

"Turn down the bass."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"