Window Engineer Gifts

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"A little high and inside."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

'I thought your quote for 'putting windows in' was cheap.'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Guide Dog a Broken Bridge

Finish the windows and you can have the TV remote back!

Adjusting your TV is futile. The fault lies with you.

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

"Good afternoon Sir. I was just passing and couldn't help wondering if you might be considering new double glazing?"

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

DNA Bridge

Bridge Opens for a Paper Boat

Scot Shops For A Girls' Bicycle

'A little help!!'

"No A.C., but who needs it when you've got this kind of cross-ventilation?"

"...his speech was slurred, his eyes were double-glazed..."

"....and I caught this bounder trying to sell me double glazing!"

"It's amazing how filthy these cartoon panels can get."

Installing window treatments is a bit like being on a Broadway stage. I always get a thrill when the curtain goes up!

"Oh, I see you found my ball."

French windows.

"Have you not considered upgrading to unleaded windows?"

"The place looks pretty good now, but I don't like the window treatments!"

Don�t hang up, sir - you haven't got a wrong number.

'Careful, it's double glazing!'