Window Fitter Gifts

'I thought your quote for 'putting windows in' was cheap.'

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

Glazier, did you know that one tube of this sticky stuff reaches all the way to my bedroom and back again?

"I don't do windows."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

"Why do I think the company's CFO has taken downsizing too far? That's the company's CFO!"

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Wind blowing hats past on the breeze.

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

The Rake's Progress - The young heir takes possession of the miser's effects.

'A little help!!'

"...his speech was slurred, his eyes were double-glazed..."

"Is it just me, or is the air up here getting a little thin?"

Indirect Plumbing

Window Washing. Trust me

"Oh, I see you found my ball."

'You're a lousy singer....'

Window washer with springs on his feet.

Installing window treatments is a bit like being on a Broadway stage. I always get a thrill when the curtain goes up!