Window Fitter Mugs

'I thought your quote for 'putting windows in' was cheap.'

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

Glazier, did you know that one tube of this sticky stuff reaches all the way to my bedroom and back again?

"I don't do windows."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

"Why do I think the company's CFO has taken downsizing too far? That's the company's CFO!"

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

Wind blowing hats past on the breeze.

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

The Rake's Progress - The young heir takes possession of the miser's effects.

"...his speech was slurred, his eyes were double-glazed..."

"Is it just me, or is the air up here getting a little thin?"

Indirect Plumbing

'A little help!!'

Sheep on a Ledge.

'Okay, now blink.'

Window washer with springs on his feet.

"Oh, I see you found my ball."

'You're a lousy singer....'

Window washer with springs on his feet.