Window Installer Gifts

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"I don't do windows."

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"Turn down the bass."

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

"Sky, sir?"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

"Why do I think the company's CFO has taken downsizing too far? That's the company's CFO!"

'I thought your quote for 'putting windows in' was cheap.'

Bird box with satellite dish.

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Yes, it's about the solar panel you're installing for me...'

"Good afternoon Sir. I was just passing and couldn't help wondering if you might be considering new double glazing?"

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

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'A little help!!'

"Is it just me, or is the air up here getting a little thin?"

"...his speech was slurred, his eyes were double-glazed..."

"No A.C., but who needs it when you've got this kind of cross-ventilation?"

French windows.