Window Installation Gifts

'Careful, it's double glazing!'

"I don't do windows."

Mannequin's Rights!

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"Sky, sir?"

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

2...how much it costs to go in there?'

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

"Why do I think the company's CFO has taken downsizing too far? That's the company's CFO!"

'I thought your quote for 'putting windows in' was cheap.'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Bird box with satellite dish.

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

101 uses of a dead cat: window cleaning brush.

Wealthy businessman seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life

J.Froggett Glaziers - "Now go get some business"

"...his speech was slurred, his eyes were double-glazed..."

A man sitting in his office looking out of window to see a woman washing windows with the help of a giant monkey..

"Is it just me, or is the air up here getting a little thin?"

'A little help!!'

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