Glass Installation Gifts

J.Froggett Glaziers - "Now go get some business"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Convenience.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Romantic Glass Blower

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Professional Glass-Blowing Demonstration.

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

Optometry. I'll take them.

'Ye olde optician.'

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

"...This is an installation called 'this is our christmas tree!"

Glass Production

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

'This composition was produced during the artist's Hay Fever period, and is simply entitled The Sneeze.'