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'Careful, it's double glazing!'

"I don't do windows."

Mannequin's Rights!

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Sky, sir?"

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

2...how much it costs to go in there?'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

"Why do I think the company's CFO has taken downsizing too far? That's the company's CFO!"

'I thought your quote for 'putting windows in' was cheap.'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Bird box with satellite dish.

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

101 uses of a dead cat: window cleaning brush.

Wealthy businessman seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life

J.Froggett Glaziers - "Now go get some business"

"...his speech was slurred, his eyes were double-glazed..."

'A little help!!'

A man sitting in his office looking out of window to see a woman washing windows with the help of a giant monkey..

"Is it just me, or is the air up here getting a little thin?"

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