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'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"I don't do windows."

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"Turn down the bass."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Your friend, Ernie, is an impressive, multi-talented guy! He's been a actor in the theater, in archeologist, and now he's a diplomat! He hasn't been any of those things. He used to install doors. Oh, he told me he was "applauded for his entrances." And he was an inspector, book for expired yogurt, at the dairy warehouse. He said he "searcher for ancient cultures." Now he sells mattresses. You think he's a diplomat? Yeah, he told me he's "devoted to eliminating unrest in the world"

"Sky, sir?"

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

"It's one of the finest examples of a window I've ever seen!"

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

"Why do I think the company's CFO has taken downsizing too far? That's the company's CFO!"

'I thought your quote for 'putting windows in' was cheap.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

Flower Shop. Sale. Careful, he's putting down some new tiles. A florist and a floorist!

Bird box with satellite dish.

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

'Yes, it's about the solar panel you're installing for me...'

"Good afternoon Sir. I was just passing and couldn't help wondering if you might be considering new double glazing?"

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

'A little help!!'

"...his speech was slurred, his eyes were double-glazed..."

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"Is it just me, or is the air up here getting a little thin?"