Window Washer Gifts

Window washer with springs on his feet.

"Why do I think the company's CFO has taken downsizing too far? That's the company's CFO!"

"Is it just me, or is the air up here getting a little thin?"

'Okay, now blink.'

Window washer with springs on his feet.

'You're a lousy singer....'

"I don't do windows."

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

"I guess you could say I have friends in high places. I'm a window washer."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"You run into a window, too?"

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Plane windscreen cleaner

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

Elephant cleans a car.

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Window Cleaner asks for help.

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."