Window Cleaning Gifts

Window Wiper

Wealthy businessman seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life

101 uses of a dead cat: window cleaning brush.

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

A man sitting in his office looking out of window to see a woman washing windows with the help of a giant monkey..

'Okay, now blink.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"I didn't spark joy."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

The Missing Sock Returns

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Works every time.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Sweep the board.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

The Last Leaf

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.