Screen Washing Gifts

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Moses separating his Laundry.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I don't do windows."

100 best beheadings

A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.

Sunbathing with your PC.

Cinema. Save me a seat, dear, behind you.

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

'You're like a new pair of socks. You shrink from washing.'

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"Why do I think the company's CFO has taken downsizing too far? That's the company's CFO!"

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

"Can you not stare at your phone when I'm talking?"

Wealthy businessman seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life

"Washing the car?"

Natural hand soap

Missing sock poster

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

"Let's take it on board and see if any of our women know how it works."