Screening Gifts

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Cinema. Save me a seat, dear, behind you.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Tunnel of TV

100 best beheadings

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Men's Health Screenings.

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

Free Little Library

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

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Funky Facts - UK kids.