
"There must be an app for this..."
Looking for a gift for your screen scrutineer? Our collection captures the quirky, creative spirit of racing enthusiasts who love to oversee and ensure everything runs smoothly. Perfect for those who thrive on the details and have a witty sense of humor about their role in motorsports, these gifts bring a smile to anyone passionate about the craft. From fun mugs to eye-catching prints, celebrate their dedication and unique personality with a gift that they will cherish.
"There must be an app for this..."
Opportunities in Coronatimes
"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."
'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''
"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
Nuclear Security Summit
"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."
CATCHY NAME
Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.
Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement
"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."
Cinema. Save me a seat, dear, behind you.
"It's a cucumber mousse with a mushroom roam, but at least your bill will be substantial."
'The pitcher tested negative for steroids. The pitcher's mound we're not too sure about.'
"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."
"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."
"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."
"Government requires that we lower the bar."
"Ahhh, look at all the lonely people."
"What? I AM taking a break from the computer."
Coffee then and coffee now.
I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.
'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'
Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'
'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'
"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."
The System is a Punishment for a Past Life
Gonzo Marketing - batteries not included in batteries.
'I'm worried about him always on that phone and not playing outside enough.'
Screen Addict
Cellphone Heads
Deadly Radon
'You really need to think about getting glasses.'
Say It Ain't So, Ho
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for screen scrutineers—funny, clever, and designed to start their day with a smile on their face.
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the meticulous work of screen scrutineers—fun and functional decor for any racing enthusiast.
Browse our vibrant prints perfect for decorating the workspace of a dedicated screen scrutineer—art that speaks to their racing spirit.
Check out our witty t-shirts ideal for screen scrutineers—show off their racing passion with style and humor.