Sunshine Scrutineer Gifts

Heatwave

Bike Rides

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'See you in two weeks!'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Summer Energy

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'I love us when we're tan.'

Musicians on a beach

John takes a personivacation.

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Spring.

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Bon Voyage

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Ok, it's my turn to make the best of it.'

Stock quotes on beach.

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Sunblock - A Novel

"High time!"

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"Why are you looking at me like?"

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

Intense summer sun

Trucker's tan.