Sunshine Stock Analyst Gifts

Stock quotes on beach.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

US and the EU

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

World Economic Crisis.

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"He'll do anything to say in power."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'See you in two weeks!'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'Superstock'