Sunshine Optimist Gifts

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"I love your optimism."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"It all looks fine to me."

Summer Energy

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

I miss recess!

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'I love us when we're tan.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

John takes a personivacation.

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Spring.

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

'Ok, it's my turn to make the best of it.'

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!