Sunshine Skeptic Gifts

'Those humans are crazy if they think that we would join them in the hot sun.'

Rating the Sunset

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Shipwrecked.

Stock quotes on beach.

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'He's a survivor.'

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

'For the last time, I don't need a sunroof! Think about it dude!'

A snowman protests the sun.

Annoying things about the beach.

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'

Information manipulation

'I know what you're up to, and it won't work.' Delbert P. Munson: Spring Fever's toughest nut to crack.

Every summer Frank spends time at the beach catching up with his reading!

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

'I blame global warming!'

Heat reduction.

"I can't wait to complain about the heat again."

"Of course I don't want to visit the land of the rising sun. This is supposed to be a vacation."

"It's our most expensive snowblower, but of course, the more you spend, the less likely it will snow."

"I don't care how hot it is, Tom. What did I tell you about the sun-shade?"

'Martin doesn't like the sun...He prefers it in the shade!'

"So, always remember to bring your fat guy inside when temperatures are above 70 degrees. And, also remember that I am not only the spokesman and advocate, but I am also a fat guy. Thank you."