He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
Sin Analyst Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for your sin analyst friend or colleague? Our collection offers clever, creatively themed items that blend humor with insight. Whether they’re immersed in interpretation or love a clever pun, these products bring a smile to any analytical mind. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to celebrate their love of analysis and creativity, making their workspace or home a little more inspiring and a lot more fun.
"I just reviewed your life...Here's your handbasket."
"National security adviser"
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'
'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'
US and the EU
'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'
'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'
"That's hardly necessary!"
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
'More government surveillance!'
"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."
"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"
'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'
'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'
Portfolio, 2011
Legalish
"Your stork analyst is here, sir."
"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'
Government Intelligence
Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.
"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."
The EP-21 spy plane.
'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'
"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."
NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'
"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."
Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'
Top Secret - Destroy before reading.
Micro and Macro Department,
'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'
"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"
Sin Analyst Gifts Collection
Sin Analyst Mugs
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Sin Analyst Pillows
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Sin Analyst Prints
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