Sin Analyst Mugs

"I just reviewed your life...Here's your handbasket."

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

US and the EU

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"That's hardly necessary!"

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'More government surveillance!'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Portfolio, 2011

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Government Intelligence

The EP-21 spy plane.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Micro and Macro Department,

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."