Sin Enthusiast Mugs

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'Yes, we;re a value-orientated investment fund.'

'We're pleased to announce we've taken a controlling interest in your personality.'

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

'Impressive! You've accumulated the sins of a man three times your age.'

"You'll have to excuse Harold. He's just discovered the eighth deadly sin."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Sweet surprise.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

The Inner Dog.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.