Sin Enthusiast Pillows

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

Your'e wrathful, gluttonous, lustful, covetous, slothful, and filled with envy! Have you no pride?!

The deadly sins are getting more active on social media. Pride is boasting that the has the most online friends. 11,973 friens. Lust searches for photos of beautiful women, and wrath has a platform for all his anger. Greed tries to manipulate financial markets while gluttony puts up photos of his meals. And envy is jealous because online everybody say they have an exciting life. I think sloth might have the best approach to social media. He hasn't gotten around to signing on yet!

"The Devil's Advocate." Press Room. At last, Ernie, the first edition of our newspaper is ready to go! Did we cover all seven deadly sins? I think so ... We've got greed in the business section, sloth in the leisure section, gluttony in the restaurant reviews and lust in the movie reviews. How about envy and pride? Envy in the gossip column, pride in birth announcements. Okay, but how about wrath? Hey, the opinion section is full of it!

'Yes, we;re a value-orientated investment fund.'

'We're pleased to announce we've taken a controlling interest in your personality.'

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

'Impressive! You've accumulated the sins of a man three times your age.'

"You'll have to excuse Harold. He's just discovered the eighth deadly sin."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."