Sin Explorer Pillows

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

Gift Cards In Hell

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Bike Rides

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Showoff"