Sin Explorer T-Shirts

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

Gift Cards In Hell

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Bike Rides

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Computer games

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'